You Know It's Bad When:
- You catch yourself saying, “It was so warm today…it got up to 20 degrees!”
- You enjoy coming up with a diagnosis for yourself every week in abnormal psychology.
- You have to turn down a president’s day weekend roadtrip to California because you have to accompany the ward choir on Sunday.
- One of the free samples at Costco is apple beer…and they have to reassure you it’s not alcoholic.
- Your mom gives you a “Grow-Your-Own Boyfriend” for Valentine’s Day.
- You look for a preemie so you can write each other during your missions.
- You just want to get out of Utah so bad that you consider the possibility of “escaping” to Idaho.
- You have a life-size paper doll as a roommate.
- “Real food” is also known as pizza.
- You can’t unlock your car because the doors are frozen shut.
- After receiving a red rose in Women’s Chorus the day before Valentine’s Day, you walk out of the building, rose in hand, and say, “I love Women’s Chorus; it makes me feel like I have a man.”
3 comments:
Just another few months and you won't have to worry about any of it. How nice. BTW- what is a "grow your own boyfriend?" Sounds funny.
hahaha.... you crack me up! I'm glad we got to visit a little last week.
Yeah, it seems like you've got a bad case of Utah-itis. It's a pretty common disorder that occurs when Californians move to Utah and eventually and inevitably become assimilated into Utard culture. :P
But yeah, I was just thinking the other day: "Holy business, I've been in Utah for way too long!"
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