Sunday, February 15, 2009

You know it's bad when...

(Yes, all these things have happened to me recently but I don't intend for this to be serious in any way. I still love life :)

You Know It's Bad When:
  1. You catch yourself saying, “It was so warm today…it got up to 20 degrees!”
  2. You enjoy coming up with a diagnosis for yourself every week in abnormal psychology.
  3. You have to turn down a president’s day weekend roadtrip to California because you have to accompany the ward choir on Sunday.
  4. One of the free samples at Costco is apple beer…and they have to reassure you it’s not alcoholic.
  5. Your mom gives you a “Grow-Your-Own Boyfriend” for Valentine’s Day.
  6. You look for a preemie so you can write each other during your missions.
  7. You just want to get out of Utah so bad that you consider the possibility of “escaping” to Idaho.
  8. You have a life-size paper doll as a roommate.
  9. “Real food” is also known as pizza.
  10. You can’t unlock your car because the doors are frozen shut.
  11. After receiving a red rose in Women’s Chorus the day before Valentine’s Day, you walk out of the building, rose in hand, and say, “I love Women’s Chorus; it makes me feel like I have a man.”

Monday, February 2, 2009

Question?

So, how much allowance on the socially clueless scale do you make for recently returned missionaries?

Don't really want to go into details here, but any thoughts on the matter would be greatly appreciated. You can call me if you really want to know.

Love,
me